The LeadUpdateThere is now a fully-produced dramatic reading of this tale available as an MP3."Kamn, you Freewombs expect the silver pedestal, don't you?"Alice held her tongue, knowing that the evening's liquor still buzzed in her head. The lack of inhibition that had landed her this after-party job was likely to only get her into trouble now. So instead she rested on her knees, grabbed the bars of her gilded cage and let it swing gently, batting her eyelashes up at him.Her client threw his hands up in frustration and shook his head, grinning from one corner of his mouth as if in disappointment and disbelief. "I hired you to entertain, and that's it. You did your exotic off-world dances in the cage and now our contract is finished. Don't think that just because you shook some meat behind those bars tonight that that earns you my collar."Alice was at a complete loss for how t